Later that week (for Obsession)

[The Immortal Arkken]

Arkken is standing in the middle of the ring, a microphone in hand.

Arkken: Look at me! 2Face did worse to me than I did to him, and not even a week later, I am standing! And dancing!

He does a little jig and the fans cheer.

Arkken: That's right! I put him in the hospital for an eternity, but he...

Familiar voice: Wake up!

Arkken opens his eyes, but quickly closes them against the bright lights. He slowly opens them again and assesses his predicament. He is in a hospital room, he cannot move his neck and the left side of his face hurts like hell.

Arkken: Diddyou jus' slap me?

Immacolata: Had to wake you up.

He groans.

Arkken: What is that pounding? Oh, it's my head. Why are you here anyway?

Immacolata: They called your next of kin, which happens to be me. But I'm done here. Once you get better, you can call yourself a driver and a nanny.

She stars moving around the bed and towards the door.

Arkken: Hold on, girl! Which day is today?

Immacolata: Wednesday. Of the same week.

Arkken: Good... where's my belt?

His daughter points towards a sports bag sitting in a chair.

Arkken: Then all is right with the world... wait. Was it 2Face?

Immacolata: Who did that to you? Of course. The pounding might be due to the fact that he hit you in the head with a bat. It looked nasty.

She seems amused.

Immacolata: Is the interrogation over now?

Arkken: Yeah, you may go, Princess.

And she does. Arkken lays there for a while, then spots the cameraman near the door.

Arkken: Get the f*ck out! Oh, the humanity.

And the screen goes black.

[Obviously, the first part won't be included in the show, but I thought it would be funny. This can be a clip played during Friday's show.]

[Black Spirit]

ooc: Pretty amusing thread. There will be something extra added to it.