Narrator: Ladies and Gentlemen give an applause the host of your show. David Letterman!
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- David Letterman comes out while the crowd give him an applause
David Letterman: Hello Ladies and Gentleman, Welcome to the Late Night show. And what a great show we have in store for you tonight.
David Letterman: for those watching television for the last year.. TURN IT OFF!
- the crowd laughs.
David Letterman: I'm just kidding folks, you all know what I'm talking about. Generation eXcess on TWG. Generation eXcess or GX what most hardcore fans chant during their shows, has become popular all over the world. Bringing an hour or so of Violence and Humor.. Last time we had this kind of shows Skippy the kangaroo was still on the air.
- The crowd laughs.
David Letterman: Tonight we are talking to one of the stars who has been in Generation eXcess from the start. Asking him questions that matter.
- The crowd applause while David Letterman walks to his desk.
- Big Bull Johnson comes out.
- BBJ shakes hands with David Letterman and takes a seat on the chair.
David Letterman: Welcome Big Bull Johnson to the Late night show.
Big Bull Johnson: Thanks for having me on your show David.
David Letterman: First of all, d**n Big Bull Johnson you are huge... Normally I see you on my black and white t.v. but you are big and I mean Big. how big are you actually?
Big Bull Johnson: I'm 6 foot 7. Thats 204 centimeters.
David Letterman: Thats amazing.. how did you become this big? you got kicked around in the ring too much?
Big Bull Johnson: ha, Real funny David. The answer is no. I'm the one laying the smackdown on my opponents.
David Letterman: We all saw that on the last pay per view of generation excess; Deadly Sins. You beat your own Vice General Manager.
Big Bull Johnson: He is not my vice general Manager Dave.
David Letterman: Well his contract says so.
Big Bull Johnson: Contract Smontract. In the ring he is nothing but a jobber with no talent at all.
David Letterman: then I wonder how he got Vice general manager. then the rest of you must be talentless.
- Crowd laughs.
Big Bull Johnson: Keep it going David and I invite you into the ring.
David Letterman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Alright next question. Shocking news was made by Black Spirit a few hours ago. He addressed all the champion to vacate their titles so everyone has equal chances to get the Title. Did this "announcement" shock you?
Big Bull Johnson: Well it didn't shock me at all to be honest with you. Black Spirit has a reputation of being a partypooper. but its okay with me.. cause I will become the television champion once AGAIN. But I will look forward to the other wrestlers that want to get hold of my title.
David Letterman: why is that?
Big Bull Johnson: Well its fun to see people try to get something they really want, but they just cannot get it. just like you, trying to get a good show.
- Crowd laughs
David Letterman: and just like you being a good comic. But big bull johnson, talking about other wrestlers. every season Black Spirit gets new wrestlers. what are your thoughts about them?
Big Bull Johnson: Well David, Black Spirit does surprise me, I thought he had a great eye of talent. after all he does have Prominence on his Show. but you know, new wrestlers come and go. Its hard to become something on a show with Allot of Talent on it. but their is this one Kid who seems like a real talent to me. he reminds me of a young me.
David Letterman: and Who is this kid may I ask.
Big Bull Johnson: You may.
- David Letterman waits for the answer.
David Letterman: Well who is it?
Big Bull Johnson: Phill McCrackin,
David Letterman: What is so special about this kid?
Big Bull Johnson: He simply has IT.
David Letterman: he has it? what is it? do I have it?
Big Bull Johnson: the only thing you have is a hard-on sitting next to me.
- The crowd laughs hard.
David Letterman: To be honest I have, now Big Bull Johnson was it hard for you to get into professional wrestling? Cause if our producers have reliable connections this was you in your younger years.
- Big Bull Johnson laughs
Big Bull Johnson: How did you get that photo?
David Letterman: the Source wants to be anonymous but as we can see you weren't that big as you are right now.
Big Bull Johnson: Correct. I trained allot the years after that photo was taken plus I was in my puberty so I started to grow taller. but getting into wrestling was my passion since I was smaller then that. but as you can see, I already was popular and girls love to take pictures with me.
David Letterman: We can see that, now who is this girl?
Big Bull Johnson: Thats Julie.
David Letterman: Do you still have contact with her?
Big Bull Johnson: Yes I have actually. She is a great girl, but unfortunately for me, she is married.
David Letterman: are you married BBJ? is it okay for me to call you BBJ?
Big Bull Johnson: yeah sure dave, Yes I am actually I am married.
David Letterman: owh Really? to Who?
Big Bull Johnson: your mom.
David Letterman: well thats un-called for. Big Bull Johnson what are your plans for this season of Generation eXcess?
Big Bull Johnson: doing what a real television champion should do. Being on Television.
David Letterman: Alright, on what show are you next?
Big Bull Johnson: I'm going overseas to Europe I'll be on the show called; "Live 4 You" from the dutch show hosts Carlo & Irene.
David Letterman: Alright, Thanks for being on the show Big Bull Johnson, and good luck with your future wrestling career. Ladies and Gentlemen; Big Bull Johnson!
- the crowd gives an applause while BBJ shakes David Letterman's hand and walk off the stage.
