WHY, OH WHY?

[Angel Of Light]

Monica Tweed appears on the camera getting her hair ready when someone whispers something and she quickly turns his body to face the screen

Monica: Good evening, and Merry Christmas everyone! Here I am to bring you some words from the current GX Tag-Team Champions Angel Of Light and Vara Verde. How are you doing guys? And Merry Christmas to you!

Angel stares at Monica with a look full of despise

AoL: Keep your pagan celebration’s wishes to yourself, ignorant! I’m not part of that distasteful eastern propaganda merchandized by evil empires like K-Mart and Amazon.com

Monica opens his eyes wide open on disbelief

AoL: I know you don’t understand a word of what I’m saying because your mind is blurred by lust growing inside of you that requires you to do what Americans do best; SPEND, SPEND and SPEND. Your mind is consumed by your greediness and you can’t wait to finish this interview, run to the nearest store and fill every single shopping bag your Credit Card allows you to.

Monica looks so confused that can’t even pronounce a word

AoL: That is what this season means for you and for almost everyone. You only look forward to satisfy your demonic needs in a ritual that resembles the days of Sodom and Gomorrah. That’s the Truth!

Monica: My credit card was stolen a couple of days ago if that makes you feel better

Angel gets frustrated, as typical, and yells

AoL: THAT DOESN’T CHANGE ANYTHING! Truth will be always be truth. Facts remain the same, just like the fact that Vara and I are better than SL:CD and I don’t fully understand why in the 7 hells do we have to defend our titles against them? WHY? Why, damn it, why?!?!?!?

Angel agitates his arms as he speaks

AoL: We beat them at the past PPV. I’ve defeated Sirus like three hundreds fifty times. So, WHY? Why do we have to put our titles on the line one more time? That makes absolutely no sense, just like this Christmas spirit. It’s plain dumb and I don’t see the point of it!

Angel throws the microphone at Monica and walks out of the scene while Monica is still in shock

[masongentry]

ooc kmart sucks you mean walmart:p