Pre-Tag

[Semag D'Nim]

*Monica is standing with Semag in the interview area*

Monica: Semag, tonight you have a tag match that will determine who the Number One Contender is for your belt. You will be teaming with Quarion against Red Bull and NgOkNgEk...

*Semag lifts his hand to stop Monica there as he lifts his mic up*

Semag: Yes Monica, it's a bizarre match. Now, theoretically, if I pick up the pinfall or submission, then there isn't a Number One Contender. Somehow I don't think that particular effort will fly.

Monica: But you could hand-pick...

*Again he cuts her off*

Semag: Riiight, like I really WANT to face one of those three guys. Quarion is... well, a beast is the best way to put it. People make a big deal about his weight, but I hear it's just a glandular problem. He can still kick the crap out of just about anybody here...

*A brief pause as Semag shakes his head*

Semag: Then we have Red Bull, whom we all know I've had my... issues... with in the past. He's a great in-ring technician. And then the third option is N... NgO... that really fast guy who bounces all over the ring like a maniac. No thanks, I don't really WANT to face any of those three guys. But it looks like I'm going to have to, doesn't it?

*Semag chuckles and then looks into the camera and grins*

Semag: But in regards to the match and its outcome this night... I like my team's chances.