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Post by seamusmcfamous on Nov 28, 2008 18:48:14 GMT -4
Seamus McFamous is standing alone in the back. He straightens his tie as he smiles into the camera.
McFamous: As you all know, I'm the one... the only... Seamus McFamous. I'm standin' here alone for a change 'cause, well... Monica Tweed's a waste o' space. I figured I'd be better off addressin' the issues at hand without her gawkin' at me. So, let's get to it. I, Seamus McFamous, have finally brought some prestige to Generation eXcess. After weeks of tellin' everyone I was gonna win, (shock) I won! I am your first GX National Champion. You're welcome.
Now, I know a lotta people don't like me... well, nobody likes me. I understand. I'm cocky as hell and I back it up. That's exactly why I'm gonna be the greatest champion of all-time. I'll take on anyone and I'll beat anyone and I've said this time and time again. Nobody can touch me. Enter the genius that is Black Spirit. He could've made a new and exciting match-up for the first eXcess of the new season but instead, he gives The Phenomenal One a rematch at me and my title. If anyone hasn't seen our match from Obsessive Behavior, it's not for the weak o' heart. I've gotten letters from parents of children who were mentally scarred after watchin' that match, not thinkin' that a man could ever be beaten as badly as The Phenomenal One was. If you're fine with losin' a member o' your roster, BS, so be it. I'll beat The Phenomenal One one more time. After him, I'll tear through the rest o' the roster. Let the legend of Seamus McFamous begin...
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