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Post by Semag D'Nim on Jun 9, 2011 19:17:17 GMT -4
(ooc: something a little different)
*Semag is walking down a hallway in the back. It appears he is holding the camera at arm's length as he moves.*
Semag: Hello and welcome again to "Bring It TV", brought to you by our wonderful sponsor - the fans of Generation eXcess!
*He pauses and grins, waving his free hand, encouraging the crowd in the arena as they cheer*
Semag: Tonight, our topic is tag teams pursuing individual gold. Well, Bringing Paranoia faced some adversity and the tag team gold fell from our grasp. His Royal Painintheaaaaaa... Arkken probably thinks it's because we aren't hungry. He's lost the belts before too, so apparently he has struggles with gluttony, gets sated, and then when he takes what he has for granted and loses it he realizes he needs it again.
*He stops and looks at a door. The lettering is big, "CATHUL" and underneath "WORLD CHAMPION".*
Semag: Next topic - world championships. Cathul gave me a pretty good beating last week. He'll get his beating on Friday when BS shows him just what the Paranoid Cutting Machine is really capable of.
*Semag pulls his shirt up and grabs an olive branch that was hidden under his shirt. He sets it in front of the door before walking down the hallway again*
Semag: He'll know who that's from. Our third topic tonight - the GXtreme qualifier tonight. Now, people have asked why Bringing Paranoia isn't invoking our rematch clause. Well, to be honest, we decided BS should put his all into his match for the World Championship. I have some free time, and I've never held the GXtreme title, so I figured I may as well take a shot at it. Not my typical cup of tea for sure, but at least I don't have to worry about ring ropes breaking a hold. I can even use the ring ropes for extra leverage. There are a lot of interesting possibilities when all the rules get thrown out the window. How about a Hangman Chokehold?
*He pauses and lets his mind wander a minute, grinning devilishly*
Semag: Oh but alas, that's all the time we have for "Bring It TV". Tune in later tonight for the GXtreme qualifier!
*The camera fades*
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