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Post by seamusmcfamous on Dec 8, 2008 15:53:47 GMT -4
Robert Estrada is standing in the studio with Seamus McFamous. McFamous is rubbing the GX National Title around his waist while Robert Estrada is seemingly trying his best not to vomit.
Estrada: Ladies and gentlemen, by his own request, I am here with the GX National Champion... Seamus McFamous.
McFamous: To clarify the phrase "by his own request", I requested an interview with anyone but Monica Tweed. Apparently, Black Spirit and the other guys in the main office have a thing for interviewers with big mouths and no balls, so they sent Bobby Estrada here.
Estrada: I'm only here because Black Spirit asked me politely to come and I'm a company man. Let's put our personal feelings aside and try to be as professional as possible about this.
McFamous: It's hard to be professional when workin' with an amateur like you.
Estrada: That brings me to the other reason I'm here. I wanted to personally witness Seamus McFamous' last interview as GX National Champion.
McFamous: (staring angrily at Estrada) You think that punk Queerio... Queer-Eye...
Estrada: Quarion.
McFamous: Whatever. You think that loser can go toe-to-toe with the biggest star in this business?
Estrada: Well, he's a heck of a wrestler and possibly your biggest challenge to date.
McFamous: I can't say I agree with him bein' a good wrestler but he's definitely my biggest challenge. He's probably also my fattest, ugliest, and most foul-smellin' opponent to date. Lucky for me, you don't have to be able to pick somebody up to beat them.
Estrada: You know, Seamus, I don't think you'll be talking like this when you're face to face with Quarion in the middle of the ring.
McFamous: I talk to who I like, how I like. And you, of all people, should know that I don't give a damn what anyone thinks. I'm the best champion there's ever been and my reign's not gonna be ended by anyone, let alone Quarion.
Estrada: (rolling his eyes) So, is this the part where you talk about "the legend of Seamus McFamous"?
McFamous: This is the part where I tell you to get outta my face. I only wanna have to deal with one worthless blob this week.
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