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A large crowd of fans are stood around looking at something. As they part enough for the camera SJ Dixon is seen stood in the middle in front of a large table of merchandise

Come on, everybody! Don't be shy. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to own some exclusive merchandise. For example...

SJ looks around the assortment on offer on the table for something to sell

Here we have a nice little number. An exclusive Chris Taylor shirt you won't find in the shop. That's mainly because he drew it himself on an old shirt. So who'll give me... Ah screw it! You can have that piece of crap for nothing

Dixon tosses the shirt into the crowd and looks for something else

What about this? A pair of generic black underpants so you too can look as bland and as dull as the Millenium Superstar! Or how about...

SJ goes looking for more as the crowd strain to see what he'll appear with next

The never before seen autobiography of the one and only Chris Taylor. Its written in crayon and only has five words in it, but I'm told its the best pre-school wrestling book there is

The fans cheer as Dixon starts throwing random items into the ever growing crowd

And not to forget his tag team partner... Duane somebody... we have all of his greatest hits on one DVD. Well actually its just an empty case. But I'm sure there'll be something on there one day. Which reminds me...

Dixon reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small garment

As much as your partner sucks in the ring, his manager... well, let's just say I didn't have to ask too hard for her panties!

The crowd dive into a mass scramble as SJ tosses the item into the fans

There was a recording to go with that but I seem to have lost it. Now what else do we have...

SJ looks around him as the fans stand eagerly watching

[christaylor]

Some fans feel that they are been pushed and you can see someone coming through. After some fans are pushed away, Chris Taylor appears. They aren't happy to see that him coming, some are waiting for action who is about happen. CT looks around, trying to figure out, what is happening. He looks at one of the fans, who is holding the parody of CT autobiography. He quickly pulls it out from the fans hand and takes a look at it. As he reads more, he starts chuckling.

CT: Real funny! I'm cracking up from this! Funny stuff!

The chuckling ends and CT's face turns emotionless.

CT: This is a piece of garbage! It's a disgrace! It's not even a book. More like a toilet paper. You created this, SJ? I bet you put hours of work and made your brain cells burn to come up with this crap.

CT quickly browses through the pages again as if trying to find something.

CT: Pathetic!

CT throws the back in the crowd without looking back. "Watch it, man!" shouted out from the back of the crowd. CT comes closer to SJ Dixon. He takes a look at all the stuff, that SJ have brought.

CT: You think you are somekind of an angel? You think that you can come out here and make fun of me, SJ? With this, you only prove that you are trying to save your wise guy image, but in reality you are breaking apart. Now I ask you... NO! I demand you to take all of this crap and leave or else..

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SJ smiles as he watches the new arrival closely

You demand?! When have I ever listened to anyone else? I'm not about to do something just to make someone else happy, jackass!

But if you want your stuff back then you can always buy it back. I think that's your gym bag over there that's being routed through by those fans. I guess they thought you were gonna need it since you're not exactly much of a wrestler. You're just another one of Emma's TX tools. And pretty soonshe'll be done playing with you when she realises how little entertainment you actually bring.

[christaylor]

CT: Says a man, who, technically, doesn't have a job. I started to care only abut myself that formula proved to be successful. It has got me right here, where I am now. I still have the job in federation, while you are running around like a rat. I am a tag team champion, while you have nonthing.

CT comes closer to SJ Dixon and looks in his eyes. Most of the people turn their attentions to SJ Dixon and Chris Taylor. You can feel the tension in the air.

CT: I am rising star, while you are falling apart. You can't stop it and soon, the closest you will be to wrestling, will be with the help of TV, while surfing through channels while resting your fat ass.

CT looks at the crowd and realizes that by throwing a fist to SJ, it will only trigger the SJ Dixon's fans to mud stomp him right there on the spot. He back's off from SJ Dixon.

CT: This time you will get away with your actions, but there won't be next time. And next time there will not be a savage crowd behind you. I can promise you that. Enjoy your time here, while you can.

CT turns around and leaves the crowd, pushing them away. On the way out, he grabs his gym bag back, but instantly dumps it in the nearest trash can.

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ooc: sorry, this was rubbish!

It didn't quite come out like I thought when I originally came up with the idea. Hopefully the next one will be better.