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Post by Black Spirit on Jun 3, 2012 10:05:47 GMT -4
The scene goes with commentators going blah blah and Shawn making fun out of Morty as usual when the transmission is interrupted and we’re taken to the inside of the production truck
The first thing seen is Black Spirit in front of the camera trying to adjust it. Behind him, it’s Bella The Stick Girl guarding the shut door
Spirit: Ok, now it’s perfect
Says Spirit before zooming out the camera a little bit and then walking away from it, so the viewers can have a better look of the place
Spirit: One of the good things of being a former General Manager is that you have copies of every place’s keys.
Spirit walks to the back of the truck and walks between some frightened technicians in charge of the live show. He sits on a chair at the end of the truck, stretches his arm to take control of a mouse and the camera zooms in giving the viewers a better look of him
Spirit: Now that’s better. What do you think, Bella?
Spirit makes the camera turn to the left and show Bella nodding her head. The camera returns to its previous position and Spirit goes on
Spirit: I’m here tonight because I want to talk about this season’s finale PPV; Battlefield Of Honor
The fans’ cheering can be heard after that statement. Spirit makes a pause to enjoy the moment
Spirit: Long time I didn’t hear that after anything I said. Anyways, the thing is that it hasn’t been announced yet but it’s on the official GX site. Wow! That’s what I call “Staff incoordinationâ€
Spirit looks to his left side and another camera placed next to him shows his “ashamed†face
Spirit: Hi Shawn and Morty. How was it like to work on Friday?
Another switch and we’re back to the front camera
Spirit: So, I wanted to show you the final 5 minutes of the past year’s Battlefield Of Honor… Henry, would you be so helpful?
The camera zooms out a little and one of the technicians turns to Spirit as he takes his headset off
Henry: I’m sorry, Mr. Spirit, but doing that would cost me my job… I mean… you know… that…
Spirit: Your job? Who gave you your job in the first place? Damn it! Who got you that bonus after your wife gave birth triplets? It was me! You ungrateful SOB!
Henry looks down feeling uncomfortable with the situation
Spirit: Hannah, Sarah and Farah, right? Tell them uncle Spirit says hi, and I really wish they remember me when they’re on the cover of the November Playboy issue of 2028!
The fans boo at Spirit’s abuse
Spirit: Whatever! I’ll tell you all what happened. It was Mason Gentry, The Immortal Arkken and me battling it out. Arkken eliminated Mason and I eliminated Arkken to win the damn thing. It was in fact very entertaining, but it’s better watch it than saying it. Thanks again, Henry!
Spirit makes the camera zoom in again so it only shows him
Spirit: The thing is that if you go the GX site card for this year’s PPV you will see that Mason and Arkken are already booked for a match. Go ahead, take a look! All you need is a laptop and an internet connection
Spirit turns to his left side once again where the other camera is waiting for him
Spirit: Unless you’re a latino and can’t afford it
This brings more fans' booing as the front camera takes the role once again
Spirit: So, with 2 of the most threatening names out of the competition, that leaves me as the logical winner of this year’s Battle Royal!
The jeering gets louder while Spirit shows a confident smile
Spirit: So, since Emma is not helping me at all to find the responsible of me losing three months of my life, I decided to go with this plan; I’m going to win the 30-Man match, then I’m going to take the title off the champion and then I’m going to offer a shot at my belt for whoever declares the person I’m looking for!
Spirit notices some of the technician answers a call and he starts rushing things
Spirit: Watch me at the PPV as I throw 29 superstars ovet the rope and become…
The transmission cuts back to the ring
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