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Fuming
Jul 10, 2012 14:05:29 GMT -4
Post by Black Spirit on Jul 10, 2012 14:05:29 GMT -4
After the break, the show returns with Hans Lieberman standing in front of the camera
Hans: Good evening my fellow TXers. This is your number one interviewer of this fed and here I’m standing next to one of our prominent superstars of the company, Black Spirit
The camera zooms out and Black Spirit is seen standing between Hans and Bella the stick girl
Spirit: Why did they send you for this?
Hans: Because I’m the number one interviewer
Spirit: Whatever. I’m going to help you with this because I know where you’re going. What are my thoughts on my performance at the previous PPV, right?
Hans: RIGHT!
Spirit: Ok, newbee, here it is. I feel robbed. I had it all figured out and had plans for what I could do with my shot at the world championship. It was my chance to be closer to find out the responsible of me losing 3 months of my life
Hans: Right!
Spirit: I had it all under control but suddenly that guy stuck his nose and screwed me out of my victory
Hans: And who are we talking about?
Spirit: Who else could it be? That jumping bean SJ Dixon. I’ve been in this company since the start just like him but I’ve always tried to evade Dixon like you try to evade your neighbor’s chihuahua. I mean, he’s always been around and we’ve come to a point where we’ve learnt to live with him but he’s like that car alarm that starts buzzing every night, you learn to live with it but there’s one night when you’re damn tired and when it starts noising you feel the desire of going out there and smashing the car’s windshield with a baseball bat
Hans: My neighbor doesn’t have a chihuahua and his car’s alarm doesn’t sound at night, so I’m not sure how it would feel
Spirit looks at Hans trying to have a better handle of the situation but he recognizes Hans is not worth it and moves on
Spirit: My point is that I’m fuming for the result. I am fuming for how the night ended and when I finally got home I still had this craving inside of me of going out with my baseball bat and not just smash a car and nail a dog. I also had the craving for smashing that jumping bean
Hans looks confused as Spirit turns around and leaves with Bella chasing him
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