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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2012 18:19:52 GMT -4
Morty is stood holding a microphone and looking pissed off at someone off camera
Do I have to do this?
His mood gets worse as he gets a response from behind the camera
I'll give you $5 if you do it for me?
Morty looks more and more desperate with how the conversation is going
Okay then... $8?
Morty expression suggests that he isn't going to get his way in the discussion
Okay, fine! But I'm putting in a complaint about this. Ladies and gentlemen (sigh), I'm here to interview... Why do I have to do this? Its, Its... Dixon
As Morty hangs his head and starts muttering expletives SJ Dixon walks on camera with a huge grin on his face
Evening, Morty. Nice of you to request this interview with me
I didn't you jumped up little...! And for some reason Hans was too busy with something else
That'll be the secret meeting I told him about in the parking lot. I should probably go let him back in after I've finished here
Morty's face starts getting an unhealthy shade of purple
You lousy...
You don't look so good, Morty. Good thing they gave you a job back here so you can chill out and meet your heroes in a more personal environment
Can we just get this over with?
Ask away, Pops
Morty hangs his head and tries to compose himself as SJ stands grinning at him
What do you want?
Not exactly how Monica does it, but you're new so I'll let it go. I'm here to give people a chance to get to know me
I think people know what you're all about by now. Maybe not the fans, but they're not too bright anyway
Judging by some things I've heard said about me, I wanted to give these people a better opinion of who SJ Dixon is. You see, while I might be talented, entertaining, good looking, charismatic, just great at, well, everything. Not to mention humble. There are other things about me that aren't so well known
Morty starts rubbing his temples as if just being there is causing him pain
Can we move this along?
Keep with me, Morty. While I might attract a lot of female attention, I have in fact been with just one girl for some time now
Oh jeez!
And I've even brought her with me here tonight
Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!
Ladies, gentlemen, GXers, Dixonites and those strange people who dress up like Caleb. Allow me to introduce to you, Erin
An attractive and slightly familiar redhead walks on camera and gives SJ a kiss on the cheek as Morty looks like he might explode
Hi, dad
This isn't right! He can't do this!! I'm going to complain to the board. Someone's got to stop this...!!!
Morty throws his microphone away and storms off set leaving SJ looking pleased as Erin hangs on him
Now that we've dealt with that...
SJ turns to face the camera and looks serious
I've got someone else to address tonight. Someone who clearly has a plan in mind. But I'll deal with that person where I always do my business. I'll see you out in the ring, "Boss"!
SJ turns and walks away as Erin follows
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