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Post by haydensikh on Jan 24, 2013 0:50:22 GMT -4
Hayden is sat on a chair in an alcove watching a television that has been setup backstage.
He's answering questions on a re-run of "Who wants to be a millionaire"
TV: To win 100... How many meters in a Kilometer?
Hayden: Trick question! A Kilometer is a weight!
The correct answer is revealed. Hayden looks around to make sure nobody saw him get it wrong.
TV: To win 200... How many seconds in an hour?
Hayden's face goes red and he screams
Hayden: NONE! I don't come second. How dare you.
He puts his foot through the TV screen.
The commotion is heard further down the hallway and The Underbaker comes running to check what is wrong. He knows he will regret finding out, but it's his job.
Underbaker: What have you done? Why were you watching TV anyway?
Hayden: I've been practicing all day. I can answer questions on anything! I have a competition for the TV title today and I'm going to win!
Underbaker cocks his head on one side while he digests this latest revelation. He takes a deep breath before explaining the obvious.
Underbaker: The TV title is a wrestling title. You have to beat Furious Steele today to win that title.....
Hayden: He has no chance, he won't know the capital of Algeria!
Underbaker: .... at wrestling.
Hayden screams.
Hayden: Why did nobody tell me!
He holds out his arm which is covered in ink and starts to rub the ink off. He explains what's going on to Underbaker.
Hayden: I made notes.
Underbaker nods.
Underbaker: A good plan spoiled I see.
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