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Post by haydensikh on Jan 31, 2013 4:10:10 GMT -4
The coverage cuts from the announce table to the merchandise stall, where there is a huge commotion taking place.
Two fans are waving T-shirts that they purchased a few minutes before and gesticulating angrily.
Angry fan1: We bought these T-shirts to support Furious Steele and when we went to put them on we noticed THIS!
He waves the back of the T-shirt at the confused stall worker.
Angry fan2: So we want a refund. NOW
The stall worker goes to check with his manager who asks to see the problem.
The fans both show him the back of the T-shirt in unison. On the back is printed a horse's head... a wooden horse's head.
Hayden is shown watching on a monitor backstage. He's talking to it.
Hayden: You should have stuck to knowing the capital of Algeria. You and Tommy Bones will pay for this.
Underbaker: You do know you just gave a horse's head to a guy who can fire you right?
Hayden shrugs.
Hayden: Without me, they have no show.
Underbaker smiles uncomfortably.
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Post by haydensikh on Feb 7, 2013 19:52:28 GMT -4
Hayden is in the merch stall again selling stuff. This week however he's selling T-Shirts for his own fans. They have a picture of a wooden horse's head with "HAYDEN'S SEEKING REVENGE" underneath. He's excited by how well they're selling. Underbaker is also in the merch stall helping out. Hayden: This is a great idea, I had no idea I had so many fans.Underbaker: Thanks, I thought these would sell well.Hayden: Just one thing though. I think they would be better if it was a wide angle shot of me sat on the horse.Underbaker: Uhhhh. No. Don't do that. This is, um, very clever and appeals to people.Hayden: I think I know what's best!Underbaker sighs. He shows a bag to the camera bulging with fan mail. Three envelopes can be made out, and they're all addressed to the horse. It seems like every letter in the bag is the same. Underbaker clears his throat. Underbaker: Which title are you going to go for when you win tonight?Hayden: That's easy. The TV title I was screwed out of.Underbaker: There will be no TV title!Hayden: Silly man, I can go for any title I want!Underbaker: It has to exist though!Hayden: I'm not letting a small thing like that get in the way of my revenge!OOC: Sorry this isn't my best work, had rather a long week  |
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