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Post by phoenixkid on Mar 2, 2013 3:28:53 GMT -4
The Camera opens up in the Gym and we see a shot of Kandy Perez and The Phoenix Kid. The Phoenix Kid is holding a 20 lb dumbell, Kandy is seen holding what appears to be a tape measure. The microphone can pick up a slight audible sound of them talking and laughing bout something.
Kandy Perez:So is it true? I mean I heard that it matters, but every opponent I have been against has fallen to my charm, grace, and unbeatable skill. You have got to be kidding me though bout that, I would not have nor do I still believe it.
Phoenix Kid:Saddly Kandy it is true, and this dumbell and that tape measure prove that size matters, follow over to life size cut outs of the Icons. Tell me what you see wrong with that picture.
Kandy Perez walks over to the Icon's cut out and looks them up and down several times before speaking.
Kandy Perez:Well, outside of both being big and rather tall and I guess Goldberg is rather Huge, I still don't see how Size Matters.
The fans in the arena are booing as again two of there favorite superstars are being made fun of, this goes ignored as neither Kandy or Phoenix Kid are aware that there is a camera in there taping them.
Phoenix Kid:It is simple, take tape measure and wrap it round flexed bicep of Goldberg and tell me what you get. Then take tape measure and wrap it around Sting and tell me what you get.
Kandy is seen taking the tape measure and wrapping it around the posed Goldberg's arm "36 inches!" She then proceeds to take the tape measure and wraps it around the Sting cut out bicep "25 inches!" Kandy then comes back over to the Phoenix Kid.
Phoenix Kid:You see that both men are big and huge, Goldberg big arm, big body, and a big head kind of like neanderthal. Sting he has slighty big arm, slighty big body, his head not as big but still big head. You look at two of us. We smaller, We faster then those two big lugs, You have both beat with your great looks and body. So as you size does matter because when it is all said and done The Icon's will be out of breath and beaten as you and me both get our hand raised in victory when we take those GX Tag Championship belts from them,
Kandy Perez:I see now, you are right...it is as they say size does matter and the Icon's are to big, to slow, and too ugly to hang in the ring against us and stand a chance of keeping those tag titles.
Both superstars are seen laughing as the fans in the arena continue to boo as the camera fades to black and we see the announcers as the camera comes back.
Robert Mendez:It appears that this new duo is really enjoying making fun of the Icon's. Even though we have not seen either of them in the ring yet.
Morty:I am really liking these two! They are bringing a sense of laughter and Joy to this federation, even if it's at the expense of the Icons. I can not wait to see who else will get to be the butt of the jokes.
Caleb:I sometimes still don't get you Morty. Your worse then baboons at time. What we saw was just a stupid skit that served no real purpose.
EOT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2013 12:30:15 GMT -4
(just adding some things to the RP)
Kandy Perez: So is it true? I mean I heard that it matters, but every opponent I have been against has fallen to my charm, grace, and unbeatable skill. You have got to be kidding me though about that, I would not have nor do I still believe it.
Phoenix Kid: Sadly Kandy it is true, and this dumbell and that tape measure prove that size matters, follow over to life size cut outs of the Icons. Tell me what you see wrong with that picture.
Kandy Perez walks over to the Icon's cut out and looks them up and down several times before speaking.
Kandy Perez: Well, outside of both being big and rather tall and I guess Goldberg is rather Huge, I still don't see how Size Matters. I mean, when it all comes down to it, he's just...FAT!
The fans in the arena are booing as again two of there favorite superstars are being made fun of, this goes ignored as neither Kandy or Phoenix Kid are aware that there is a camera in there taping them.
Phoenix Kid: It is simple, take tape measure and wrap it round flexed bicep of Goldberg and tell me what you get. Then take tape measure and wrap it around Sting and tell me what you get.
Kandy is seen taking the tape measure and wrapping it around the posed Goldberg's arm "36 inches!" She then proceeds to take the tape measure and wraps it around the Sting cut out bicep "25 inches!" Kandy then comes back over to the Phoenix Kid.
Phoenix Kid: You see that both men are big and huge, Goldberg big arm, big body, and a big head kind of like neanderthal. Sting he has slighty big arm, slighty big body, his head not as big but still big head. You look at two of us. We're smaller, We're faster then those two big lugs, You have both beat with your great looks and body. So as you size does matter because when it is all said and done The Icon's will be out of breath and beaten as you and me both get our hand raised in victory when we take those GX Tag Championship belts from them,
Kandy Perez: I see now, you are right...it is as they say size does matter and the Icon's are to big, to slow, and too ugly to hang in the ring against us and stand a chance of keeping those tag titles. Tonight, Me and you gain gold around our perfect sized waists.
Both superstars are seen laughing as the fans in the arena continue to boo as the camera fades to black and we see the announcers as the camera comes back.
Robert Mendez: It appears that this new duo is really enjoying making fun of the Icon's. Even though we have not seen either of them in the ring yet.
Morty:I am really liking these two! They are bringing a sense of laughter and Joy to this federation, even if it's at the expense of the Icons. I can not wait to see who else will get to be the butt of the jokes. That girl is Hot!
Caleb:I sometimes still don't get you Morty. Your worse then baboons at time. What we saw was just a stupid skit that served no real purpose.
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