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Post by Furious Steele on Mar 18, 2013 16:09:35 GMT -4
(scene cuts to a plan room with two chairs in it. The camera does its trick to only show the face of one person at a time. In one chair sits the super new report for the federation Pepe ElBoneO, which is Tommy Bones wearing a tacky suit, a black haired wig and has a horrible greasy mustache. In the other chair is Tommy Bones who has his TV title still draped over his shoulder and is wearing a black suit and a tight red shirt that shows off his impressive muscular build.)
Pepe: Today we have the pleasure to sit down face to face with "All Natural" Tommy Bones. He is the leader of Underground Promotion, the VGM of the federation and recently announced his long awaited return to the ring at the upcoming PPV to face Wicked Clown. Mr. Bones, what brings you back into the squared circle?
(Camera angle switches to Bones)
Bones: I retired from wrestling at the age of 27 because I had accomplished everything that there was to accomplish in the ring. I have held world titles, been wrestler of the ring, held tag titles. Main-evented countless PPV, and have been the face of the franchise where ever I have gone. In the end, no federation could pay me enough money to make it worth my time to continue full time in the ring. Wrestling is a brutal industry and it takes a lot to stay at the top of your game year round.
Pepe: So what brings you back now? Are you wrestling full time?
Bones: No, this is a one shot contract. The federation put forth a lot of money for me to show up and give Wicked Clown a wrestling lesson. Wicked Clown is an ego maniac who thinks that he is bigger then the business. He has walked out on matches and interfered in other matches. The guy has no respect for this industry and I am going to teach him some respect.
Pepe: I can't wait to see you beat that stupid clown into the ground. It will be an honor to see you return to action. Some of the fans may not know your background. Can you give these fans a breakdown of your storied career?
Bones: It is so good to actually have a report who is able to facilitate a real interview also. Great job Pepe. As for my career. Where to start? I am a black belt in karate and Judo. I was a gold glove champion at age 16. I was an all American quarterback who turned down a chance to go to the NFL. I was also an all American pitcher and point guard. Our highschool team won state three years in a row, and I was named Mr. Basketball in the state of Illinois two years in a row. In my wrestling career, I have held the world title on five occasions, and was named the wrestler of the year the last year I competed.
Pepe: You are the perfect athlete.
Bones: Many have said that I am the perfect athlete, but it isnt true. I keep getting better every year. I am really better then perfect.
Pepe: Nobody can dispute that. What happened this week with Furious Steele? He tapped out in a match which is completely unlike him.
Bones: Steele threw the match to prove a point to me. He is a difficult person to manage. I have met with Mr. Steele though and next month I am giving him the freedom to play with his toy. After he gets a chance to do that, we will get back to the business of winning more gold for me.
Pepe: Thanks for your time Mr. Bones and I am looking forward to seeing you beat that punk Wicked Clown into the ground like a red headed step child.
(scene fades out.)
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