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Post by Furious Steele on Jun 10, 2013 17:58:23 GMT -4
(Scene opens in the locker room of Underground Promotion as Tommy Bones is stretching as he gets ready for his match tonight. Hans Liebermann enters the locker room with his camera crew.)
Hans: Mr. Bones, can I get a few comments from you?
Bones: Sure spanky. I always got time for the fans.
(Bones continues to stretch)
Hans: I got a lot of questions but my first is. What has brought you out of retirement?
Bones: Well Spanky, The next PPV just happens to be Battlefield of Honor and with the tradition of the winner getting a world title shot, it just seemed like the perfect time to make my return to the squared circle. I know all my bigillions of fans will be excited to know that All Natural Tommy Bones will be competing and winning the royal rumble.
Hans: That is actually a great lead into my next question. Battlefield of Honor traditionally is a 30 man royal rumble, but since you have taken over as VGM, the roster has shrunk and I don't think we have 30 active wrestlers on the roster.
(Bones seems annoyed with the question and gets up from stretching.)
Bones: Hans, we all know that you can only count to 10, 20 tops but only if you take your shoes off. Don't worry, I got it all covered. Tommy Bones is in the rumble and that is all that anybody needs to know.
Hans: So your saying that it is only going to be a 20 man event this year? How will that affect ratings?
(Bones's face gets red with anger.)
Bones: Listen you dolt!!! If you keep asking stupid questions, you are going to be the first person in the match. When I took over as VGM, I had to cut some fat off the roster so GX could move to the next level and become the ratings grabber that it is. Now with the massive star power of Tommy Bones involved, I think we may just shatter the PPV sales for Battlefield of Honor.
Hans: So are some wrestlers going to be returning from time off to enter the rumble? I just don't get how we are going to get 30 people.
(Bones slams Hans against the locker and throws him to the ground.)
Bones: The Holy Trinity has everything under control!!!! I know what this is really about. Your just sucking up to that loser Black Spirit!!! Now that he is back, your trying to make me look bad!!!! Black Spirit is old news around here. The reason he is no longer in a position of power in this company is because he could not get the job done. The place was losing money under his watch and I have made this company a Fortune 500 company.
(Bones turns to the camera)
Bones: Tonight Frank the tank and I get our chance to destroy two sad little clowns. Next week, I think I am going to take care of that half ass rapper DJ Flex as a warm up to gaining my first world title in the GX. Just think, I will be your TV champion, Cyber champion and World champion. The triple crown of Bones!! After that I figure I will drag that half wit Furious Steele to tag team gold. If I am feeling generous, I will leave the national title for the rest of the federation to fight for.
(Scene cuts with Bones storming out of the locker room. )
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