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Post by Furious Steele on Sept 1, 2013 0:24:02 GMT -4
(Scene opens backstage in the locker room of Tommy Bones. SSC is sitting at the table with his rubix cube. He has taken off most of the stickers and is putting them back to complete the sides. He seems very proud of himself as he works on the stickers. Tommy Bones is in his black silk robe after taking a shower and is filling his suitcase full of random odds and ends. Bones is all smiles and looks almost down right gitty.)
Bones: After the present that I gave Imma tonight, she is going to repay me big time after the PPV, if ya know what I mean.
SSC: (Not turning from his cube.) That lady can’t keep her hands off you bro. I mean, I thought she was going to ride you like a horse right in the hallway before security got a hold of her.
Bones: She might just be the one. She is gorgeous, feisty, strong spirited, a tiger in the bedroom and even is almost of average intelligence. Alright lets go down the check list to make sure I have everything for our big night.
SSC: (still working on the cube) alright. Condoms.
Bones: check
SSC: handcuffs
Bones: Check
SSC: ping pong paddle.
Bones: check
SSC: More condoms.
Bones: check
SSC: Little blue pills.
Bones: check
SSC: whip cream
Bones: check
SSC: more condoms.
Bones: Check.
SSC: Your good to go bro.
(Bones closes up his suitcase and has a proud look of a man getting ready to have sex.)
Bones: I just hope that Franky doesn’t hurt her too bad. You know, as her man, I have an obligation to make sure she is safe.
SSC: What are you thinking?
Bones: Well, there is only one choice. I am going to have to be the special referee for this match!!! These other refs keep screwing everything up.
SSC: (Still looking at the cube and not really paying attention to Bones.) Finally done!!!
(Scene cuts with SSC lifting up the cube and to his dismay he has somehow managed to not get the stickers all on the right side so the cube is still unsolved. SSC throws the cube against the wall and lays his head down on the table is defeat. )
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