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Post by drsmith on Nov 29, 2013 20:56:00 GMT -4
Sitting at a table eating onion rings and drinking a milkshake, Dr. Smith sees the camera and sighs.
Dr. Smith: You found me I see. That's right, I'm here drowning my sorrows in onion rings and milkshakes. I just can't believe I allowed myself to fall for the traditional wrestler cliche so easily. Now I have a PPV match with this guy who blames me for everything. Do you know what happens at PPV matches?!
The camera sways as the camera operator shakes his head no.
Dr. Smith: Mayhem. PPV matches are over the top. And I'm not talking a good over the top like "oh look, he got tossed into the waiting arms of those bikini models". No, I'm talking things like "I'm sure he will walk again someday." There are only three chances. I could try to back out of it, but I doubt he would accept. I could take on a whole "dark avenger" type persona and intimidate him into being off his game. Or...hmmm, that gives me an idea! I have to go, you pick up the check, I'll pay for our next meal.
With that Dr. Smith gets up and flees, leaving the camera to watch him depart then look back at the onion rings. The camera operator sighs, and their hand reaches out to take one of the onion rings.
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