For realz?

[haydensikh]

GOD MODE CLEARED WITH BS

Hayden is parked on his horse and is apparently having a conversation with it. He's nodding his head in agreement with something.

Hayden: and then we get to crush Thoren AND Deranged Nation at the same time!

He pauses a little longer and then nods again.

Hayden: I agree, it'll be fantastic.

He hears a noise and looks up. It's his tag team champion partner Thoren Black.

Thoren: Hi Hayden. I see you're chatting with your horse again. You do know it's not real don't you?

Hayden scrunches up his nose and shakes his head. He strokes the horse's mane and whispers "Don't listen" in a soothing voice.

Thoren: You don't know? Okay that's fine.

Thoren hands Hayden a letter.

Hayden begins to open it, but Thoren tells him not to bother.

Thoren: I can explain. The letter just puts in writing that I don't want to partner with you anymore. I'm not sure what we can do about that, but I think you should hand me the belt so I can choose a real partner and have a long title run like I deserve.

Hayden smirks.

Hayden: Without my brains, not to mention my wrestling prowess and definitely not to mention the fact it was my title shot in the first place, you'd never have been anywhere near that belt. Why don't you hand ME the belt. It's the least you could do after costing me my 100% streak.

Thoren: Tell you what then. We have to defend at the Pay Per View next week. Whoever gets the pin gets to keep the belt and choose a new partner. How about that?

Hayden: Deal.

Thoren: Okay then, that's what we'll do. I'll go inform that goof manager of yours.

Thoren leaves and turns over his shoulder to shout one last message.

Thoren: Oh yeah, and you'd better check that letter.

Hayden opens the letter as Thoren vanishes into the arena. "To Hayden Sikh. We believe you drove a live horse into our car a few weeks ago and below is our bill for $2,500 damages. If you pay up, we will overlook your criminal cruelty to a live animal and the willful destruction of our property."