Running into Bones

[immacolata]

The camera shows Immacolata walking down a backstage corridor when she sees something in the distance. She accelerates her pace until she comes upon Tommy Bones and Angel of Light, who stop talking when she shows up.

If it isn't Generation eXcess' resident power couple. The former champion and the irrelevant vice general manager. Don't take offense, Bones; GX never had any efficient or helpful vice-GMs, nevermind unbiased ones, so you're just par for the course.

Before any retort can be made, she resumes talking. Her voice has an aggressive edge to it.

But enough about that. You must be a very happy man. You have two horses in the running and you'll be able to brag about it if either of them wins. You must be wetting yourself at the thought of wearing that World Heavyweight Championship belt should Furious Steele win it, but he won't. I'll make sure he doesn't even come close. And if I win, just imagine the rants you'll get to deliver. There's bound to be epic-proportion misogyny.

[Furious Steele]

Bones: well well. It is "she who shall not be named". "She" sure can't get enough of Tommy Bones it appears. Last week you have to physically run into me for that physical contact that you have been so desperately seeking. This week "she" chases after me long a middle school girl with her big crush. It is quite cute.

(Bones gives Immacolata a wry smile and for a second you think Imma is about to rip his head off but decides to wait on that.)

Bones: But being a stupid woman, your wrong as usual. Its not your fault, its genetics. I actually have three horses in this race. My business partner Angel of Light, my rabid dog Furious Steele and my bride to be "she who shall not be named." I know you like to play hard to get and that tough girl persona is really important to you but lets be real for a second here. The only reason that you have this title shot is because of "All Natural" Tommy Bones. I put the plan into action a while back and baited people into elimination match at World's collide. You were all hot and flustered trying to get your hands on me, so you couldn't see the plan in action. It worked out perfectly. Furious Steele gets a title shot, you get a title shot, and you have to LONG after me for a few month while your sweet name isn't allowed to touch my lips.

(Bones adjusts his tie.)

Bones: You got way too much pride to go for the plan so I had to keep it hidden from you. We eliminated all your other members, you got to feel good about yourself by getting rid of me, and Furious Steele came in for the kill to get his title shot. Like I said before World's collide, there is a traitor in the SOL. You just didn't know it was you. Tommy Bones and "she who shall not be named" are destined to be the power couple of GX. Eventually you will let down your little bad ass girl ruse and will join up with the only man that you have ever met that is worthy of dominating you everywhere and especially in the bedroom. Just the way you like it.

(Bones gives a sick little wink like he is completely confused that the insanity coming out of his mouth is the truth.)

[immacolata]

Though flabbergasted that such nonsense could still come out of Bones' mouth, Immacolata just is not done.

I understand that you have to tell yourself these things for your ego, that you have to make it seem like everything is going according to plan, but it's pathetic to everyone else who hears your delusions. Even AoL here isn't that crazy. It didn't use to bother me; you were like a fly buzzing around my head, trying to get in. And you're going to love this. My feelings for you are exploding. I just can't stand it. I LONG to see the blood trickle out of your ears after I smash that demented head of yours. If you're lucky, it's going to be on the mat, but, who knows? It could be on this wall right here.

She pets the wall to her left, looking like she is slowly losing her mind.

[Furious Steele]

(Bones looks a little nervous and shifts to put AOL between him and Immacolata, but he still has his smug smile.)

Bones: See now you are starting to come out of your little shell. I know you want your hands on me, I know your a volcano of lust just waiting to get me on the mat. I don't know about your little roleplay stuff, sounds pretty kinky to me but I will give it a try just for you. I know it is intimidating to be standing in front of a man like me. Just think in little over a year in this company, I have become the VGM, I dominated the GX TV title so completely that they had to retire the belt. Nobody in the federation has ever dominated a division like that. Now I am doing the same with the GX cyber championship. I mean they couldn't even find anybody worth facing me at this PPV. IT is bad ratings having me just destroy person after person. Don't be scared though baby. I got big plans for you, if you know what I mean.