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Post by kiwistronghold on Feb 12, 2014 12:02:15 GMT -4
Hans: I'm backstage now and checking around who I can catch for an interview.
Hans opens a door and finds Kiwi Stronghold sitting at a table, playing with all kind of merchandise.
Kiwi: ... 345... 346...
Hans: Hi Kiwi, what are you doing here?
Kiwi: Are you talking to me?
Hans: Yes, I am.
Kiwi: And you simply walk in my room, without knocking, and disturbing me while I count the number of kiwi fruit keychains that I have here!?
Hans: I'm sorry.
Kiwi: You better are very sorry, dude, or you'll be next to taste a kiwi fruit! They are tasty, ask Semag, he should know.
Hans: Okay, I'm very sorry. So, Kiwi, it looks like you have a whole range of all kind of merchandise here.
Kiwi: Yes, that's what I have for sale at the moment: kiwi fruit keychains, kiwi fruit coffee mugs, kiwi fruit T-shirts, kiwi fruit bandana's, kiwi fruit candy, kiwi fruit...
Hans: That's a lot of kiwi fruit stuff.
Kiwi: Yes, and more is ordered: kiwi fruit baseball caps, kiwi fruit posters, (censored beep) with kiwi fruit taste, kiwi fruit sweatshirts, kiwi fruit Semag bobble heads stuffed with kiwi fruit... I'm sure the latter will be a huge hit. I tell you what, take this bobble head sample and give it to Semag when you run into him.
Hans: Thank you. I'll do that.
Kiwi: And if you will please excuse me now... I have keychains to count... 1... 2...
Hans leaves the room.
Kiwi shouts: And close that door!
Hans quickly closes the door and looks at the Semag bobble head stuffed with kiwi fruit.
Hans shrugs as the camera zooms out and fades.
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