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Post by kiwistronghold on Mar 19, 2014 6:10:36 GMT -4
Hans: I'm backstage and running into Kiwi Stronghold. So, Kiwi, prepared for your first match of this new season?
Kiwi: First of all, it's Mr. Kiwi Stronghold to you. And secondly, I'm furious!
Hans: Furious?
Kiwi: Wouldn't you be furious when you hear that Semag is telling everyone that kiwi fruit is unhealthy?
Hans: Not really.
Kiwi: Not really!?
Kiwi grabs a piece of kiwi fruit from his pocket and fetches it into Hans' mouth.
Kiwi: How about that? Healthy, isn't it?
Hans: hmbl hmbl hmbl
Kiwi: I thought so.
Kiwi looks into the camera.
Kiwi: And Semag, you'll be next to taste how healthy my kiwi fruit is. See you in the ring!
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Post by Semag D'Nim on Mar 19, 2014 17:46:57 GMT -4
A "kiwi-stuffed Semag" bobblehead slides in front of the camera, close enough to take up nearly the whole frame. It turns side to side once, setting its head to shake in a "no" fashion.
Semag: Is kiwi unhealthy?
He pauses, letting the doll do the "talking."
Semag: Does kiwi taste good?
Another pause.
Semag: Does Kiwi Stronghold have a chance in his match tonight?
Another pause before the doll drops from frame. Semag steps in and walks up to Kiwi.
Semag: Looks like we dance tonight. The fresh-faced underdog against the "old dinosaur." But I want to see what you can do first-hand. You got the better of me when you snuck up after the match I had last season against Thoren and you shoved all that kiwi in my mouth. Thank God for beer. Soooo much beer. Kiwi really has a terrible aftertaste, you know?
He grins and turns to walk away before hesitating one moment.
Semag: It reminds me of the bitter taste of defeat, and I'm not going to taste either tonight.
He then exits the scene.
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Post by kiwistronghold on Mar 26, 2014 9:34:32 GMT -4
Hans: Mr. Kiwi Stronghold, you endured a big defeat in your match against Semag last week. Any comments?
Kiwi: Guess what. Until 10 minutes before the match, I was laying unconscious in a corner backstage. Someone must have attacked me from behind and hit me with something on the back of my head and I suspect it was Semag, who else... During the match I was still dizzy. So, that explains the loss, and nothing else!
Hans: That's kind of a strange story.
Kiwi: Yes, I know, and it tastes kinda sour to loose in such way.
Kiwi faces the camera.
Kiwi: Semag, you only had a lucky day. Next time, I'll be ready for you!
Kiwi starts eating a fresh kiwi fruit, the juice dropping from his mouth.
The camera zooms out and fades.
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