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Post by madmanmowgle on Mar 24, 2014 20:35:45 GMT -4
Mad Man Mowgle is walking backstage when he is stopped by a man In a suit
Man: Mad Man Mowgle I am Hans Lieberman, would you mind stepping in here, so I can get an interview?
Mad Man Mowgle: NO
Hans Lieberman: May I ask why?
Mad Man Mowgle: Cause in my old fed I kept getting bugged by an interviewer and it didn’t go well for him
Hans Lieberman: What do you mean?
Mad Man Mowgle pointed to one the storage bins at the end of the corridor.
Mad Man Mowgle: Because he kept ending up locked in one of those all broken and bloody
Hans Lieberman: Oh
Voice: How about having a women interview you?
Mowgle and Hans turn to see Monica Tweed
Mad Man Mowgle: What makes you so sure you won’t end up in the storage bin
Monica Tweed: Well as an interviewer Hans is good but I am better and I know when to stop asking questions.
So shall we?
Monica Tweed enters the Main studio
Mad Man Mowgle: I hate interviewers but as she is better looking then you I might get it over and done with.
Mad Man Mowgle follows Monica while Hans looks a little frustrated and leaves
Monica Tweed: Welcome GX fans I am Monica Tweed and tonight I am here with a new member of the GX roaster Mad Man Mowgle.
Mad Man Mowgle was in a match last week against Triple M, and I can tell you the commentators were confused as both wrestlers have the same initials.
So Mad Man Mowgle looking back at your first match in GX what was going though your head?
Mad Man Mowgle: I was thinking how much blood could a get from this guy
Monica Tweed: That’s a bit disturbing
Mad Man Mowgle: You asked
Monica Tweed: though out the match the commentators were mentioning that the match was slow and neither of you were getting much momentum if you didn’t get the pin at the end how would you think the match could have gone?
Mad Man Mowgle: Simple, I would have broken a chair over his head
Mad Man Mowgle grins
Monica Tweed: But you would have been disqualified
Mad Man Mowgle: So
Monica Tweed: You would have lost
Mad Man Mowgle: And he would have been in hospital
Monica Tweed: What are your win/lose records?
Mad Man Mowgle: 30/70
Monica Tweed: 30/70
Mad Man Mowgle: 30% of my matches I win and 70% I lose but out of that 70%, 90% of that is by DQ
Monica Tweed: Let me try and understand you let yourself get disqualified?
Mad Man Mowgle: Yes, reason, I don’t like winning titles cause it puts a target on me for everyone who what to get the title. Also fans like to see blood and I like to see blood, I could mine or the opponents but I like blood. And if the opponent ends in hospital the better it is for me.
Monica Tweed: You are very disturbing
Mad Man Mowgle: You don’t know the half of it
Monica Tweed: Let’s move on, shall we
What do you think of GX?
Mad Man Mowgle: It’s clean and modern unlike the fed I have been in before, I don’t like the fact I have to share the locker room I prefer my own space.
Monica Tweed: What about the staff and GM?
Mad Man Mowgle: Staff can stay out of my way and hopefully not ask for an interview every week
Monica backs down as Mad Man Mowgle stares at her
Mad Man Mowgle: And the GM……… If he stays out of my way and doesn’t interfere with me than all is fine, but the second he tries to stop me from doing what I do then even hospital won’t save him.
Monica Tweed: Mmm k, well we are close to finishing this interview but of one question that thte fans are wanting to know.
What is with the mask
Mad Man Mowgle gets up and leave
But before exiting he turns back to Monica
Mad Man Mowgle: I only have half a face
Mad Man Mowgle walks out of the studio
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