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Post by drsmith on Apr 4, 2014 15:16:23 GMT -4
The table has a podium in the middle and seats on either side of the podium. Most of the wrestlers are gathered in front of the table, along with members of the press. Dr. Smith comes out to the podium and nods before he begins to speak. Dr. Smith: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. As you may or may not be aware, I have called this press conference to discuss the real and present danger of the Ruffians. I came up with the gimmick now being employed by these people. Let me make this clear, this gimmick had been discarded by the team of Tony Snow and myself, in favor of our current concept, The Answer. For all I know one of you in the room might, in fact, be the ones under the mask. This is the heart of the matter. Until we can resolve this, the tag team division will remain in chaos. To be honest, I think this is the goal of these hoodlums, which would explain their almost random attacks. At this time I would like to open the floor to either my tag team partner Tony Snow, or any other wrestler who would like to add something to this. Thank you.Dr. Smith sits in one of the seats beside the podium and waits. ((OOC: any tag team wrestlers are free to respond to this, even if just by getting up and walking out in disgust if that's what your character might do ))
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Post by drsmith on Apr 9, 2014 13:31:43 GMT -4
The silence lingers, and a few photographers snap some pictures. Dr. Smith stands back up and walks to the podium.
Dr. Smith: I see. It looks like I might have completely overreacted to the situation...that or you're all planning on attacking me in the parking lot after the show. In either case if no one has anything to add I guess we'll adjourn.
He waits, looking around the room one last time.
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Post by The Immortal Arkken on Apr 10, 2014 18:15:01 GMT -4
The Immortal Arkken is sitting in a chair, but obviously playing on his smartphone. Monica, who is sitting beside him, stands up to ask a question or two.
Can you really expect us not to believe you two are behind the Ruffians' masks? At least give us credible names of who you think "hijacked" your gimmick.
(And then, when her question's been answered.)
Here's an idea. The next time the Ruffians show up, why don't the two of you come out at the same time to prove it's not you?
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Post by drsmith on Apr 10, 2014 20:46:19 GMT -4
Dr. Smith looks shocked.
Dr. Smith: My good...uh...proxy voice, let me assure you that if I knew who it was I would have already set up a needlessly elaborate trap for them. Of course, I guess, you have no way of knowing that this isn't, in fact, part of said trap.
((After she speaks upon his answer))
Dr. Smith: Ah, but the problem with that is, unless we knew exactly when they were going to show up, it would be impossible to predict their appearance. We could be ready to dash into the ring only to have them attack someone in the parking lot or something. Why the only way we would be entirely cleared would be.....wait. That's it!
Dr. Smith rushes out of the conference room!
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