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Post by Furious Steele on Apr 15, 2014 12:09:10 GMT -4
(Scene cuts backstage with “All Natural” Tommy Bones standing with Hans. Bones is wearing a long flowing robe that is red with glitter and has his blond hair pulled back in a pony tail and for once looks all business.)
Hans: Thank you for meeting with me Mr. Bones. I just have a few....
(Bones grabs the mic from Hans and plants his hand around the face of Hans and pushes him out of the picture.)
Bones: I don't have time for you today little man. Tonight begins the next stage in my complete and utter dominance over the GX roster. Tonight it is all on the lines. Either I become the boss or I go home without a job. Same goes for my friend the Italian Blow Job. When I came to this company nobody gave me a shot. I could barely get any air time and Furious Steele was only getting opening matches against nobodies. I quickly learned that GX was a closed roster with a few old dinosaurs holding all the power and that they would do anything to keep the real talent from shinning.
(Bones puts one finger in the air.)
Bones: First I had to deal with James Drake. A young talent that was suppose to have a bright future.
(Bones starts looking up and down the hallway.)
Bones: Has anybody seen Drake of late? His bright future now consists of working at the local Burger King but good news, they just raised minimum wage.
(Bones raises a second finger)
Bones: Then it was Belmonte who I had to deal with. He had a short title reign and was going to be the next big star. Now he is washing cars at the local oil change shop for 10 bucks an hour plus tips. I will give him credit, the guy can wash a car. He does great work and last time he washed my car he never looked happier.
(Bones raises a third finger)
Bones: Then it was Wicked Clown. I was mocked that I had gotten way over my head going against Wicked Clown. He was in the main event and had a good little reign as champion. I dominated the feud and exposed him for the fraud he was. Now look at Wicked. He is hanging on with his finger nails in the tag team ranks with a guy who has a frickin WOODEN horse!!!
(Raises a fourth finger)
Bones: Then there was the Angel of Light. He had my world title and I knew he was too smart to give Furious Steele the title shot he deserved so I had to come up with a plan to get that title shot. So the Holy Trinity was born and I let him think he was running the show while I set my plan into motion. My plan worked perfectly and Furious Steele walked away as the world champion and Angel has been left on the outside of the world title scene looking in.
(Extends his thumb.)
Bones: Then there was my sweet little Imma. She is so desperate to be respected that she risked it all for a title shot and failed. She has been stubborn about following the plan I have laid out for her and she has continued to lose. Hell right now, I don't think she could beat a one legged man in a race. Imma was once thought of as a monster of the federation but now the worlds sees her for what she really is. A skank in a french maid outfit. There is only one monster in this federation and it is my pet Furious Steele. He lives and breathes to hurt people unlike Imma who goes home and cries like a little girl because things didn't go her way, it wasn't fair... wah wah wah.
(Bones closes his fingers to make a fist.)
Bones: Lastly we have the other member of the Holy Trinity the IBJ. This pencil pushing little geek used his back stage political power to get himself in a position of power. He was so arrogant, it was easy to manipulate him into doing what I wanted and the best part is that he thought it was hid IDEA!!!!
Bones: Tonight it ends with me taking this fist and beating IJB into a bloody pulp and taking my rightful place as GM and world champion of GX. Tonight IJB won't be able to attack me from behind like a coward and then go run and hide. He is going to have to face me man to man. Tonight he is going to see what I run the show around here.
(Bones drops the mic and walks off camera. )
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