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Post by kiwistronghold on May 28, 2014 7:24:13 GMT -4
Hans: Mr. Kiwi, congratulations for winning the GX National Championship last week, but don't you think that it will be a short reign ?
Kiwi: What kind of question is this, shorty?
Hans: Well, let's face it, next week you are scheduled for a PPV match against Semag D"Nim and since I assume that it will be a title match, all odds are in favor of Semag, in particular since this will be a non-disqualification match.
Kiwi: Let me tell you this, shorty. First of all, last week I beat Chris Taylor and I didn't need to trigger a disqualification situation to win the match. Secondly, I'm very proud to wear this belt dedicated to all my kiwimaniacs and I plan to wear it for a veeeeery long time. And thirdly, I don't know where you got the idea that I would put my precious belt on the line during the PPV match against Semag D"Nim. I think that this belt belongs to a kiwi fruit lover, and he's not. So, what did he do to deserve a shot at this title ?
Hans: Well, he's known to have a lot of technique which makes him a decent challenger. And okay, granted, maybe he doesn't fancy kiwi fruit, but the way he checked out your valet last week, I'd say that he does fancy Isabella Brown.
Kiwi: He has been doing what!? Checking out my gilfriend!?
The camera zooms in for a facial shot of Kiwi Stronghold.
Kiwi Stronghold looks very mean and becomes angry.
Kiwi: Semag, I'll face you next week at the PPV match to give you a lesson that you'll remember for the rest of your life, never to check out my valet again! And you may write that title shot on your belly: it won't happen!
The camera zooms out as his valet lays her arms around the neck of Kiwi Stronghold and the couple start kissing passionately.
The camera fades.
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