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Post by madmanmowgle on Jul 15, 2014 11:48:40 GMT -4
Monica Tweed: Hello GX fans i am Monica Tweed and i am here with Mad Man Mowgle
So Mowgle we are coming close to the PPV battlefield of honor and from the looks of it your match last week has put freshman to enter first, while your entry will be random.
Was that planned?
Mad Man Mowgle: What do you mean
Monica Tweed: did you plan to drag the match out so freshman would enter first at the PPV and lower his chance of winning?
Mad Man Mowgle: Not really no, i wanted to saver fighting a superior wrestler then the one i had been fighting
Monica Tweed: I remember you saying before you preferred to fight freshman over Triple M.
Mad Man Mowgle: It is true, he is a much better fighter then Triple M
Monica Tweed: you say he is a better fighter but watching the match it seems his holds and attack did little damage to you
Mad Man Mowgle: Pain is in the mind, and as my mind is broken then the pain is broken
Monica Tweed: Oookaaay
Mad Man Mowgle is grinning, and making Monica very nerves
Monica Tweed: lets move on, what would motivate you to win the battlefield of honor PPV
Mad Man Mowgle: Nothing, i have no Honor, so why should i care about a battlefield of Honor?
Monica Tweed: ok, what if it was a battlefield of blood or dishonor
Mad Man Mowgle: now you are talking.
Monica Tweed: so what would motivate you,? I guess winning the world title won't?
Mad Man Mowgle: you are correct, well only a few thing motivate me.
1) getting revenge against a rival, sadly i don't have any....... yet
2) being allowed to face whoever i want
3) and a life time supply of free pizza
Monica tweed starts to laugh
Monica Tweed: i think we should have a match that involves pizzas
Mad Man Mowgle: sounds good to me
Monica Tweed: so in all Honesty , a chance to face a rival, well wouldn't Triple M be your rival
Mad Man Mowgle: he is no rival, just a punch bag
Monica Tweed: so out of the few things to motivate you, being told you could face anybody you like when ever you like?
Mad Man Mowgle: Yeah if the GM said
Mad Man Mowgle mocking the GMs voice
Mad Man Mowgle: Mad Man Mowgle you have won the Battlefield of dishonor, you can face anybody you like, whenever you like just come see me and i will make it happen
Mad Man Mowgle back to normal voice
Mad Man Mowgle: Then i would be happy
Monica Tweed: who would you want to fight
Mad Man Mowgle: you know my list from last week
Monica tweed: well thank you and good luck at the PPV
This has been Monica Tweed and Mad Man Mowgle, thank you
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Post by Furious Steele on Jul 15, 2014 12:10:01 GMT -4
(Once again Sebastian St. Claire steps into the camera view. He is wearing flip flops, orange beach trunks, and a lime green shirt that says "I like my beer like my violence, Domestic". SSC stands 6'5" and is 275 pounds of beach muscle, with a shaved head and some 1970 police sunglasses on.)
SSC: Bro, you don't need to win battlefield to get any match you want. You just got to make friends with the right people. Whoever has made friends with Tommy Bones has got titles, money, fame, fortune, chicks, and lots and lots of Pizza. You don't like pineapple on your pizza do you? Fruit should not be on pizza, that should be a rule in this country. Sorry got distracted there for a second, where was I? Oh yeah, fame fortune, big titty girls, and lots of pizza. Not that garbage Domminos pizza but the good stuffed crust from Pizza Hut. Although my mom use to always say "Pizza is like sex, even when it is not that good, it is not that bad".
(SSC seems to have wondered off into his own world and is now talking to himself more the MMM.)
SSC: That is kind of a sick thing for a parent to tell their child. Was my mom hitting on me? I mean I did breast feed until I was 15, but she said it would make me a healthy young man. I mean look at me. I am pretty fricking healthy so she was right.
(SSC shakes his head back and forth rapidly and returns his focus to MMM.)
SSC: So like I was saying bro. When in doubt... fuc..... Nope still on the wrong channel.
(SSC shakes his head back and forth some more.)
SSC: Tommy Bones is the power of the federation now. He is always looking for young talent to give a chance to become the stars in the federation. I think you could be that next big star.
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Post by madmanmowgle on Jul 16, 2014 12:01:32 GMT -4
Mad Man Mowgle looks over at SSC
Mad Man Mowgle: If i wanted advice from .......... what ever you are i would have got it from the idiot Hans
Tommy Bones is a nobody, i don't want hand outs if i win battlefield, and get a choice of title or any match i want, i choose matches, at least i can make my own fame by making everyone in this fed bleed. forget girls, they are a distraction, anyway no girl would be near somebody with half a face like me.
So take you out of date, second hand charity cloths out of my face before i make you the first on my list to bleed
Mad Man Mowgle turns to Monica
Mad Man Mowgle: and people call me mad
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Post by Furious Steele on Jul 16, 2014 16:08:36 GMT -4
SSC: Hey if your into little boys, I think he could find you somebody. Whatever floats your boat M and M.
(all of a sudden SSC gets a confused look on his face like he just figured out what Mad said.)
SSC: Tommy Bones is a nobody? A Nobody? and they call me insane. Is your name Minny Mental man? Bones is a GOD in this business. He was the TV champion for so long that they retired the belt because there were no challengers left. He went on to become the first Cyber champion, world champion and now is the President of the company. All in a matter of a year or so.
(SSC pulls a sucker out of his pocket and offers it to Mad.)
SSC: Bro, work on this bad boy for a while, take a deep breath and think about what you are saying.
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Post by madmanmowgle on Jul 17, 2014 11:02:27 GMT -4
Mad Man Mowgle: A GOD??? lets prove that and see if you are right,
I MAD MAN MOWGLE CHALLENGE TOMMY BONES TO A MATCH. and if i make him bleed it will prove he is no god
He may have won a few belts and be in charge but i have crushed GMs, CEO's, Fed board members, hell i have even destroyed feds
So imagin what would happen if i got my hands on Tommy......... who's boots you going to lick then.
Mad Man Mowgle walks over to SSC and takes his sunglasses off and drops them on the floor.
Mad Man Mowgle: You don't want to make an enemy out of me
Mad Man Mowgle barges pass SSC making him drop his sucker and step on his own sunglasses
Mad Man Mowgle heads out the door laughting
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Post by Furious Steele on Jul 17, 2014 17:28:01 GMT -4
(SSC quickly picks up the sucker.)
SSC: Five second rule, it is all good. What a jerk.
(SSC turns his attention to Monica)
SSC: Hey baby, you want to make some mistakes that you will regret in the morning?
Monica: uh, no thanks.
SSC: You just made one right now.
(SSC winks at her and walks away with a strut, but stops mid step and shakes his head rapidly again for several seconds before turning back to her and now he looks pissed.)
SSC: And you tell the Mayor of Macaroni mudpie that Bones does't fight for free. What is he willing to put on the line?
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