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Post by kiwistronghold on Sept 2, 2014 7:39:55 GMT -4
The camera zooms in on Hans who is about to interview Kiwi Stronghold.
Behind them we see Isabella Brown who is all over her lover's body as usual, and Hayden Sikh who is enjoying a piece of kiwi fruit.
Hans: We are here backstage with Kiwi Stronghold, his valet Isabella Brown and his tag team partner Hayden Sikh who seems to enjoy kiwi fruit.
Kiwi: First of all, it's Mr. Kiwi to you, shorty, and secondly, all my friends like kiwi fruit because the 34th definition of kiwi states that kiwi is healthy because its colour is green. That can't be said of Thoren Black whose shirt is red and his name is black. That's far from green and very unhealthy. And Thoren Black, your tag team partner Wicked Clown looks as unhealthy as yourself. I guess I'll have to feed you both with some healthy kiwi fruit at the next opportunity.
Hans: That's a clear message, Mr. Kiwi. And what is your comments on the fact that the intro video of 'Green Onions' Semag D"Nim played to distract you?
Kiwi: First of all, it's not because his onions are green that I suddenly like onions instead of kiwi fruit. And secondly, I feel sorry for Semag, you know, the guy got ran over 2 seasons ago and he hasn't been himself ever since and all he can do these days is getting attention from showing his intro video. That's sad, if you ask me. He's getting old and his best days are obviously gone, so I'll ignore the fact that he interrupted the match... this time. But he should not try to interfere in my matches nor in the matches of my valet again, or I'll give him purple onions instead of green onions.
Hans: Thanks for the interview and enjoy your kiwis.
Kiwi Stronghold picks up his bucket of kiwis and hands out a kiwi to Isabella and Hayden who quickly start enjoying the fruit. As the trio is about to leave, Hans also gets a kiwi and looks confused to the fruit not knowing whether to eat it or not.
The camera fades.
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