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Post by bbj on May 22, 2009 4:31:50 GMT -4
Monica Tweed: Good day Fans all over the world. Welcome to another Episode of "Tweed Reports". I am standing here with a man that used to be the most popular Wrestler in Generation eXcess but now he seems to be the most controversial wrestler in history.
Monica Tweed: Big Bull Johnson!
// The Camera moves a bit so Big Bull Johnson is in the shot too.
Monica Tweed: Hello Big Bull, how are you today.
Big Bull Johnson: I'm fine Monica.
Monica Tweed: Big Bull, this is the Second your giving since you are back. and the first one was a message to the fans. so we have to start all over again from the moment you stepped foot back in GX. Inner Nemesis was a Pay Per View you seemed to have send a message to 2face, You ruined his title run...
Big Bull Johnson: Ruined his title run? excuse me Monica but his title run was ruined the moment he laid eyes on his title. 2face and I have a history together. one with us holding all kinds of titles, "The Prestige era". And one with us fighting every d**n second against each other, "The Brawl Era". and there will be a new era arriving soon.
Monica Tweed: A new Era? can you give us a hint?
Big Bull Johnson: Well it will all take place after the tournament.
Monica Tweed: Why After the Tournament?
Big Bull Johnson: Black Spirit wants me to be part of this tournament cause he lacks of trust in these other superstars.
Monica Tweed: Explanation please?
Big Bull Johnson: Well look, We have 8 Superstars in this tournament, And one guy we all want to beat. SJ Dixon.
Monica Tweed: Yeah but, we does he lack the ability to trust the other superstars?
Big Bull Johnson: We've got contestant number 1. Darknezz2001, In a sparring match this morning I have beat him 7-0 under the Iron Match rules. I am superior to him. he has got not talent what so ever. wait I'm sorry, he has got one talent. He is so dark, that he can hides in the shadows if he is scared. which he does like every time.
Big Bull Johnson: Contestant number 2. The Phenomenal one. The only thing he is Phenomenal at is making me some d**n coffee. he has got no in-ring skills what so ever. and he is supposed to be a technical wrestler. He cannot even make my great great great grandma, Grandma Big Lady Bull Johnson tap out.
Big Bull Johnson: now we go to Contestant Number 3. DarkDemos. this dude is a fan of darknezz. So I have nothing to add to the guy. cause that just saids it all
Big Bull Johnson: Matzu. Donut boy. The guy that pretended to be sooooooo d**n awesome but hell he got put in his place. on the street. buying at Wall mart for some clothes. Why the hell is he even back in this federation huh? I tell you why. Cause the janitor is on holiday!
Big Bull Johnson: Contestant number 5. Red Bull.. Named after the energy drink. Which by the way, doesn't give you wings. Red bull things he got wings cause he is the fastest rising superstar in a long time.... * cough cough * I'm sorry tried to make a joke there. Red bull there is only one bull in this federation and thats ME. So go back to your home, make love to your cow of a woman, And leave wrestling to the real bulls!
Big Bull Johnson: Contestant number 6. Kingdoom. A King that is Doomed. A king that wears a thong like Quarion. A King without any Gold. A King with out a future. He is no king at all! He is just a guy that did a spelling test and failed to spell "kingdom" correct. After that every one start calling him Kingdoom.
Big Bull Johnson: And now we continue to contestant number 7. Mason Gentry. Mason Gaytree is a pretty boy. A boy that is in the Shadow League. A boy that had the same pair of shoes around his neck for a very very long time. A boy that thinks he has it all. he has got lucky so far not being beaten up. He has got Hunter10 and Sirus protecting his @$$. So thats something i have to look out for. Hunter10 and Sirus coming to show up and try to get me disqualified. But that wont scare me. Cause I will be victorious before they can run down that ramp.
Big Bull Johnson: this leaves us at the guy that everyone is after. SJ penis son. a guy that is not supposed to wear the gold around his shoulder. a guy with an office job. he is Vice General Manager. So why the f*ck does he think he can wrestle? because it says so in his contract. And how does he get that contract. Because he is the one writing his own contract. And why does Black spirit gives approval for that? Cause Black Spirit and SJ penis son are great friends. And why are they great friends? Because the sex between them is great. And why is the sex between them great? cause both of them love to receive.
Big Bull Johnson: NOW about that title he is wearing. its just another step to the top for me. ever since i am back people are telling me i have to start at the bottom of the ladder again. I'm not starting all over again. Matter in fact. I am at a new level now. I am better then I ever was. I'm so good that two guys have to hold the ladder. The Brothers Smith. I'm so good that the top dog can feel the ladder shaking. its shaking cause i am storming upward.
Monica Tweed: Wow... Thanks for that part of the interview.
Big Bull Johnson: No Problem.
Monica Tweed: I have one question remaining.
Big Bull Johnson: ask away.
Monica Tweed: You said that you and 2face will go into this new era? what do you mean?
Big Bull Johnson: "Dominance" will be here at no time.
// Monica is still confused after the last answer while the camera fades to black.
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Post by Black Spirit on May 23, 2009 14:24:58 GMT -4
ooc: I'll see how I can fusion this with the other posts regarding the Tournament.
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