An interview (surprisingly)

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Robert: I think that's enough of your ramblings now, Morty. Let's go to the back where Monica is waiting.

Monica: Thanks, Robert. I here ready to interview another of GX's top stars. Only I'm not actually sure who I'm supposed...

Monica stops as SJ Dixon walks in next to her

Monica: Ah, crap!

SJ: No need to be like that. I know you've missed this.

Monica: (sigh) Fine. But now that you're back can we at least start things over and take this more seriously.

SJ: Sure thing. Go for it.

Monica: OK then. You made your big return at the PPV after revealing yourself to be the man we all thought was El Conquistador. In the time since you last wrestled as yourself, how much change has there been in GX?

SJ: This place became even more insane than it was already. A chef and a clown replaced me and McJackass as VGMs. A woman became one half of the tag team champions. A very strong, very scary woman though. Hunter left. Fans started cheering Darknezz for some bizarre reason. 2Face founded Prestige II. And the boss even managed to hire a new, even hotter, ring announcer.

I'm just glad you weren't replaced. I heard some woman called 'Monica' was doing the interviews, but I'm glad to see you're still here instead.

Monica: I don't know why I bother anymore.

SJ: Oh, come on. You know you love it. Speaking of which... How's it going with Lashley? I heard you two kids hooked up. Has he taken you anywhere nice yet? Introduced you to his parents? Did you let him touch your "special" place?

Monica: (squeaking) HEY! That's private! I'm not going to tell you that.

SJ: OK, jeez. Relax, woman. Guess you're still uptight.

Monica: Can we get back on with this please?

SJ smiles and nods for Monica to continue

Monica: So, after attacking 2Face at the end of the last season's PPV, he retaliated by costing you the VGM position for Obsession in the battle royal on eXcess. After that you lost in a tag match to 2Face's Prominence teammate's Big Bull and Mason after being forced to team against Darknezz. That obviously wasn't the return you were looking for on your big comeback.

SJ: First of all I want to say congratulations to Jeremy. I'm sure he'll make a good VGM (well he can't do any worse than any of his predecessors). Right now I'm not looking at getting another office job. I've been there, done that. Now I've got other things to aim for.

As for the tag match. I'm sure I'll get more chances to get revenge on 2Face and his little bitches later in the season. But as far as Darknezz is concerned... That was a one time deal. From now on I'm only tagging with El Cometa and we can get back to doing tag team matches Hot & Spicy style!

Monica; And what about 2Face himself? Do you have anything to say to him right now?

SJ smiles at Monica and pauses before walking off screen

Monica: Well there you have it. SJ Dixon is most definitely back in GX. Back to you guys.

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[blue]**Suddenly Darknezz is seen running behind monica after SJ[/blue]

[purple]Darknezz[/purple]: Hey, Dixon, wait up!!!! I'm sorry, can we talk? Are we still friends?

[blue]**Darknezz keeps running as the camera fades[/blue]

occ: This doesn't actually have to be added, i just thought it was funny

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ooc: It made me laugh! Specially the "Are we still friends".